Trump Interpreter-Machine® emits sparks, campaign fears overuse

TRUMP: “By the way . . . if she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks, although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don’t know.”

INTERPRETER MACHINE: "Pro-Second Amendment citizens must organize and get out the vote to save our Constitution!"
_______________ 

TRUMP: “[Putin is] not going into Ukraine, OK? Just so you understand. He's not going to go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down and you can put it down, you can take it anywhere you want.”

INTERPRETER MACHINE: "If I am President, Russia will have to leave the Ukraine."
_______________ 

TRUMP: “Look at my African American over here!”

INTERPRETER MACHINE: "The Trump movement has strong support in the African American community"
_______________

TRUMP:  “Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!’ 

INTERPRETER MACHINE: "Someone with Mrs. Fiorina's persona will never be elected president--looks have nothing to do with it."
_______________

TRUMP:  "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. . . . .  They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

INTERPRETER MACHINE: "The Mexican people have a rich, proud heritage, and their innumerable contributions to the world are to be applauded. Some undocumented immigrants are criminals."
_______________

TRUMP:“He’s not a war hero.  He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

INTERPRETER MACHINE: "I hold in the highest esteem Sen. John McCain for his service to our country in uniform and in public office and I fully support and endorse his reelection."

Trump's acceptance speech reaches out to the LGBT and BLT communities


"Only weeks ago, in Orlando, Florida, terrorists targeted our LGBT community--or maybe it was the BLT community--doesn't matter. As your President, I will do everything in my power to protect both of them from oppression. To the BLT community: I will put an end to overcooked bacon, stale bread, and tomatoes that aren't fresh. Believe me. Believe me."

Sean Hannity vies to be skin graft on Donald Trump's body

FOX News personality denies fawning over presumptive GOP nominee, but says "it's long past time" for his body to meld with Trump's