July: LUKE RAVENSTAHL SAYS HE'S MATURE ENOUGH TO BECOME MAYOR IF O'CONNOR BECOMES INCAPACITATED

YOUNG CITY COUNCIL PREZ SAYS HE'S BEEN WORKING SO HARD TO SERVE HIS CONSTITUENTS, "I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD TIME TO, LIKE, GO SKATEBOARDING WITH MY BUDS LATELY, DUDE."