Cyclist Pedals Dope

PARIS - Floyd Landis must forfeit his 2006 Tour de France title after losing his doping arbitration case. When told of the decision, Landis became uncontrollably angry, swelled to twice his normal size, turned green, then destroyed the hearing room. He attributed his violent reaction to his "naturally occurring high levels of testosterone."

"Today's ruling is a victory for all clean athletes and especially for the guy who finished second," said U.S. Anti-Doping Agency CEO Bruce Banner.