WASHINGTON - President Bush's daughters Barbara and Jenna urged their dad to shave his head as a gesture of solidarity with Generation "Y," said White House spokesman Scott McClellan. The result was a President who was barely recognizable even to his closest aides. Numerous people said the President looked exactly like prominent Pittsburgh attorney Bill Moorhead.Secret service agents assigned to Bush treated him as an unwelcome interloper at the White House this morning and started to haul him off into custody until he frantically yelled, "Nu-kyi-ler . . . nu-kyi-ler!" The agents immediately recognized him and apologized profusely.
The President said he would now let his hair grow back. "In fact, probably the next time people see me, they'll never notice that I had shaved my head."
