GANG BUSTED FOR DEALING CRACKS

POLICE RAID REVEALS THAT CRACKED CONCRETE PROCESSED IN LOCAL "CRACKS HOUSES" WAS SOLD TO PENNDOT

PITTSBURGH - Police say a criminal empire came crashing down yesterday when they raided several local "cracks houses" where millions of dollars of cracked concrete was processed for eventual sale to the Pennsylvania Department of Transportion. "These gangs made a fortune selling this crap to PennDOT, and it ended up on highways across the Commonwealth," said Pennsylvania State Trooper Sean Cannon who led the raid. "Unfortunately, PennDOT is addicted to the stuff."