WASHINGTON - Noah Swayne is red-faced this morning after being caught in a wacky internet sting that netted dozens of sickos looking for sex on line. Swayne was seeking a sexual encounter in a chat room he believed was frequented by undercover FBI agents. He proceeded to arrange a rendevouz at a local diner with a woman he thought was an undercover FBI agent who identified herself as "Ms. G-Man/G-Spot."Swayne got the shock of his life when the woman who showed up at the diner was not an undercover FBI agent but an undercover Pittsburgh police officer. She promptly arrested Swayne for soliciting a sexual encounter for money.
"I am very angry," said Swayne. "All this time I thought I was going to be nabbed by someone connected with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, which is the investigative arm of the Department of Justice -- a cabinet level department. But instead I'm nabbed by some podunk local cop, a nobody. Just how would you feel?"
