FAT PEOPLE CAUSE POLICY, RESEARCH TANKS TO BURST AT SEAMSWASHINGTON - The national obesity epidemic has spread to America's think tanks. "Most of the notable think tanks came into existence in the 50's and 60's, when people were much thinner," said Dr. Jingo Bang Director of the Rollings Institute. "These tanks weren't built to hold all the fat people we have today," Dr. Bang said. He explained that most of the major think tanks "were constructed of impervious metals to prevent the possibility of dangerous ideas wafting in from the outside," and that they are incapable of expanding.
The Rollings Institute has come up with a solution: "The fatties have to go," said Dr. Bang. "Only then will I be able to think in here."
