People of Curacao declare me a deity

Thank you, the good people of Curacao, for your kindness in declaring me a deity and dedicating the above "Judge Rufus Peckham Church" last week. (This is a picture of the South Wall of the Church depicting me standing in Curacao's charming market district.) Generally, if I stopped to acknowledge all the accolades from my well-wishers, I'd have precious little time to carry out my mission of service to the downtrodden. But I take time to ackowledge this honor as a way to publicize Curacao's all-important tourism industry and to condemn the Caribbean's rising South American drug trade.

Sincerely,
The Honorable Rufus Peckham