WHEN ABBOTT SAYS "I DON'T KNOW'S ON THIRD," THAT'S THE CUE FOR THE HUMAN SACRIFICESHOLLYWOOD - The buffoonish comedy team of Abbott and Costello reigned supreme as the most popular act in show business in the 1940's and early 1950's, proving beloved by children and grandparents alike. But a new book reveals that the seemingly innocent clowns were, in fact, serious disciples of the most sinister forces of the occult.
Dr. Bradleys Roadhouse, Professor of Anthropology at Cyrstal State University, says in "Who's on First? Lucifer," that when Abbott and Costello's most popular routine, "Who's on First," is played backward, it is a satanic chant dating to the third century A.D. that was commonly recited by worshippers of satan an unholy ritual to raise the dead.
"The part in the routine where Abbott says, 'I don't know's on third,' when played backward, is the cue for the Seven Corpses of Osiris to perform a ghastly human sacrifice. Believe me, there is nothing funny about that routine," said Professor Roadhouse.
In Dr. Roadhouse's next book, he will chronicle head "Three Stooge" Moe Howard's lifelong attempts to master the art of voodoo in order to inflict greater pain on his fellow Stooges.
