Littlefield refused to discuss how the deal came about, but persons who asked not to be identified told this news source that Littlefield had been hearing a disembodied "voice" for the past several weeks that instructed him to make the trade.
Littlefield was tight-lipped about the players the Pirates are acquiring but hinted that one of them has a lifetime batting average of .356 and doesn't like to wear shoes.
The eight Pirates being traded were taken to Iowa this morning in a van operated by two men who resemble actors Kevin Costner and James Earl Jones.