PARIS - The French media claims that three-year old American Faith Jones tested positive for an elevated ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone following her amazing tricycle ride from the top of her driveway all the way to the mailbox three houses down the street."The girl's body cannot create a ride like this on its own," sniffed French bon vivant and television commentator Francois Rapports.
Looking and sounding defiant, Faith said yesterday that her body's natural metabolism, not doping of any kind, caused the result, and that she would undergo tests to prove it. "These allegations are nothing more than garden-variety anti-Americanism on the part of the haughty French," she said. "Let's face it, they just can't stand the fact that we saved them in the big war."
