IT'LL BE THE BENGALS OVER THE STEELERS 28-20, SAYS "THE GREEK" THROUGH OUIJA BOARD
Welcome aboard to our newest contributor to this news source, Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder. The Greek has been dead since 1996, but he still has an uncanny knack for picking winners. This news source promises that if at any time the predictions from the ouija board are tainted with racism, they will no longer appear on this page.
But for now, with the game several hours away, The Greek picks the Bengals over the Steelers 28-20. "Ben isn't quite ready," said The Greek. "And Carson Palmer is out for blood."
