DALLAS - Dr. Jack Kervorkian, physician to Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens, held a news conference this afternoon during which he sadly denied a police report that Owens attempted suicide. "Terrell merely had an allergic reaction when he ingested potentially lethal amounts of painkillers," Kervorkian said.
Pointing to Dr. Kevorkian, Owens said, "Dr. Death here speaks the truth."
