MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK SIDELINED INDEFINITELY, TO BE REPLACED BY ARMCHAIR GENERAL

PITTSBURGH - Monday morning quarterback Bradleys Roadhouse suffered a recurrence of the torn rotator cuff that plagued him last year from overuse of the TV remote and has been placed on the injured reserve list. His wife said he will be replaced by his equally annoying brother, armchair general and know-it-all Noahs Roadhouse.