CIGAR-CHOMPING ROONEY STATUE TO BE MOVED TO FEDERAL STREET BAR TO COMPLY WITH NEW ANTI-SMOKING LAW

PITTSBURGH - When Allegheny County's smoking ban goes into effect, smokers desiring to continue their habit will need to find a bar that has fewer than ten employees and food sales accounting for less than ten percent of its revenue. Accordingly, the Steelers have made arrangements to move the cigar-chomping statue of Steelers' founder Art Rooney to the second stool to the right of the illegal video poker machine at Bradley's Roadhouse Tavern on Federal Street.