PENN HILLS - Late Tuesday night, a defeated Rick Santorum returned to the community where he says he legally resides but could not remember where his house is located. Nothing looked familiar to the Senator as he drove around the borough for more than five hours.
At one point the Senator implored his children sitting in the back seat to try to remember where their school is located. The children quickly reminded their father that they are home-schooled in Virginia and previously attended a Cyber School.
As the Senator circled the same block for the sixteenth time, the children held back sobs as they stared at the houses they passed. "They're so puny," one said. "How can anybody live here? This must be where the poor people live."
"Don't worry," muttered their father. "I may be just an Italian kid from a steel town, but we're getting the hell out of here as fast as I can land a job as a lobbyist in D.C."
