By Former Congressman Mark Foley, guest analyst: The Democrats will now control Congress in light of yesterday's major turnover at the polls, which is bad news because lots and lots and lots of hot looking young male Congressional aides will be sent packing. Some of these guys are real babes with tight asses to die for! Pant, pant, pant! Such a loss!More bad news: more women than ever were elected to Congress yesterday, which further reduces any incentive whatsoever for being there. I am glad I got out when I did because I was there during the golden age when it was almost all men!
The good news is that another new crop of hot young guys are on their way in as Congressional pages. Boys! Boys! Boys! I plan to come down to the Capital next spring to see their softball game (some of them actually remove their shirts!), which should be a blast. And even though I can't be with them on a regular basis, I can always dream -- and then some!!!
