
The Senator declined offers to join the mob in flipping a school bus. "Maybe ten years ago, gang," he hollered. "But not tonight."
Speaking to reporters before the show, Ms. Stewart beamed. "There is no better way to celebrate a new promotion, an anniversary, or a football victory than by dousing a favorite couch or chair in kerosene and setting it aflame," she said. "However, it's important to remember when choosing the furniture you're going to burn that some fabrics are more flammable than others." When asked to choose her preferred furniture for burning, she responded without hesitation. "Anything from Value City makes a delightful fireball against the night sky," she said, before adding her catch-phrase, "and that's a good thing."
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