UPON HIS RETURN TO CALIFORNIA FROM MILL RUN, PA., BRAD PITT CONFIDES IN A FRIEND

"SHE DRAGGED ME OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO LOOK AT REAL ESTATE. AND DUDE, NO WAY WOULD I EVER BUY THIS HOUSE SHE SHOWED ME -- IT'S GOT THE WORST WATER PROBLEM I'VE EVER SEEN."