IT'LL BE THE BEARS OVER THE SAINTS BY 25, SAYS "THE GREEK" THROUGH OUIJA BOARDLAS VEGAS - Welcome aboard to our newest contributor to this news source, Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder. The Greek has been dead since 1996, but he still has an uncanny knack for picking winners. This news source promises that if at any time The Greek's predictions from the Ouija board are tainted with racism, they will no longer appear on this page. But for now, with the NFL championship games several hours away, The Greek will give you his pick of the day: "Go with the Bears over the Saints by 25. I'm looking for the Bears to execute on big defensive plays, and to run, run, run."
