NATIONAL ENDOWMENT OF THE ARTS TO PLACE JAZZ FANS ON ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

WARNS THE ELUSIVE BEBOP LOVER “COULD BE EXTINCT WITHIN TEN YEARS” WITHOUT CONSERVATION; CHAIRMAN URGES CONGRESS TO ESTABLISH PRESERVES, SAYS DIMLY-LIT, SMOKE-FILLED ROOMS NECESSARY TO ALLOW THE JAZZ FAN TO BREED, BROOD