NECK ON VINTAGE BARRY BONDS BOBBLEHEAD MYSTERIOUSLY SWELLS, HEAD WON'T BOBBLE

PITTSBURGH - A memorabilia collector said he is at a loss to explain how the neck on his 1992 Barry Bonds bobblehead mysteriously swelled to the point that the head can no longer bobble. "I haven't taken this particular bobblehead out of its box since 1992, and frankly I was shocked when I saw it," said collector Noah Swayne. Swayne said the figurine has also lost its hair and sprouted breasts, and its testicles have vanished.