SECRET MEMO REVEALS PORT AUTHORITY'S RATIONALE FOR CHOOSING ROUTES TO BE CUT

"We must target routes with the heaviest percentage of dialysis, iron lung and chemotherapy patients and cut them first. It is safe to assume that, on average, those riders have comparatively shorter lifespans than the norm; accordingly, any fuss they might improvidently create over the cuts will be short-lived and easier to ride out." Port Authority CEO Steve Bland