HEAD OF FDA RECALLS PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER -- FONDLY

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a prepared statement, Acting Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration Andrew C. von Eschenbach recalled the popular peanut butter Peter Pan today.

"How fondly I recall Peter Pan!" said Eschenbach. "It doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth. Picky people pick Peter Pan peanut butter, it's the peanut butter picky people pick. I love you, Peter Pan!"