MAYOR LUKE RAVENSTAHL INCITES RIOT WIELDING GIANT ICICLE DURING PENGUINS GAME

PITTSBURGH - This news source has recently acquired this photo sent by an attendee of last Wednesday evening's hockey game, who released it to us on the condition of "top secret" anonymity.

At press time, the mayor defended his actions, issuing a brief statement that he was only trying to protect the hockey players from "crazy fans."