PITTSBURGH - Pittsburgh mayor Luke Ravenstahl today expressed annoyance with the Men's Fitness Magazine rankings of the Fittest and Fattest US cities in the March issue. "I don't need any damn magazine to tell me that when it comes to the fattest cities," Ravenstahl said, "we can compete with anyone." The Mayor held up a Primanti Brothers' sandwich: "People here french fries in their sandwiches, for cryin' out loud." The mayor added: "The six words you never hear in Pittsburgh are, 'Do I look fat in this?' That's because everybody knows the answer."Ravenstahl is confident that the city will hold on to its current titles: Highest Cholesterol in North America, Largest Average Waistline, and Most Plus-Size Dress Stores. Ravenstahl is guardedly optimistic that Youngstown will re-take the "Fullest Moustache - Ladies" award back from Pittsburgh this year.
