SEISMIC TESTS REVEAL CONVENTION CENTER BUILT ATOP ANCIENT BURIAL GROUND, AUTO SHOW PREPARATIONS "MUST HAVE ANGERED" THE SPIRITS

• Expert Tangina Barrons called in for site remediation: "Cross over children. All are welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light."
• Mayor Ravenstahl confronts convention center's construction manager: "You son of a bitch. You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the head stones! You only moved the head stones!"