APPEALS COURT ORDERS ANNA NICOLE SMITH TO BE BURIED IN PET SEMATARY

The Court's ruling explains: "The Court recognizes that Smith's burial in the mysterious 'Pet Sematary' [sic] could result in Ms. Smith coming back to life, albeit transformed into a bizarre, unholy abomination. Any such change would be inconsequential, however, since it is unlikely that even Ms. Smith's intimates would notice the difference."