"LUKE, JUST BECAUSE EDDIE HASKELL OFFERED TO FLY YOU TO NEW YORK DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SKIP YOUR CHORES HERE IN PITTSBURGH. AND IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, THEN YOU LIED ABOUT IT. YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE DECIDED YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR ONE MONTH. YOU WILL GO TO WORK AT THE CITY-COUNTY BUILDING EVERY DAY AND THEN COME STRAIGHT HOME."