[APPLAUSE] Mother Frangelica: A reading from the letter of Paul Steigerwald to the Corinthians.
In the beginning Caesar Rendell issued a proclamation that there would be no new taxes for an arena but he would miraculously pull the money out of his enormous ass [aside] of course, in the Bible, “ass” means “donkey.”
And, lo, the earthly work of Mario Lemieux, the savior of hockey in Pittsburgh, was finished, and he was lifted up into a cloud. And behold, two men in white garments told the fans: “This Mario has been taken into heaven.”
And the fans asked them if they were angels. And they said, “No, we’re escaped inmates from the hospital for the criminally insane.”
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