DISNEY OUTRAGED OVER HAMAS TV'S HATE-MONGERING MICKEY MOUSE-LOOKALIKE: 'WHERE'S THE PRODUCT TIE-IN?'

TO COUNTER THE ANTI-SEMITISM, THE REAL MICKEY MOUSE SAYS HE WILL BE CIRCUMCISED AND MADE AN HONORARY JEW. "ONE SLIP OF THE KNIFE, AND I'LL BE A FALSETTO," FAMOUS RODENT QUIPS