HILTON SENTENCE REDUCED

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has been offered a reduced jail sentence for good behavior since her recent arrest. Conditions of the offer include Hilton serving her sentence as a Wal-Mart greeter rather than at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Hilton's lawyer, DUI specialist Richard Hutton, called the conditions "unreasonable." Hutton explained: "We would consider Penney's, but she's not serving hard time at Wal-Mart."

Journalists speculate that if Hilton serves her sentence outside of jail, it would void the book deal she has signed to document her jail experience. The working title of Hilton's planned book is "Jail is Ickey."