REPORT: MAYHEM IN IRAQ LINKED TO HARVEY KORMAN

"I want an army of the worst dregs ever to soil the face of the west. I want to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, sh*t kickers and Methodists."