"We were desperately looking for someone to model this new design for us, and Paris just seemed like a natural," said LAPD Commander Rick Goodwell. "It came down to her and a drug trafficker named Ernesto, so we took a poll: most of the guys in the [police] department felt it looked better on Paris's ankle than Ernesto's," Goodwell explained. "Note I said 'most of the guys.'"
Goodwell pointed out that despite being "flashy and damn sexy," the jewel-encrusted bracelet nevertheless is "a sophisticated, tamper -proof GPS tracking device" that allowed police to keep tabs on the recalcitrant heiress with 100% accuracy. "We take this very seriously," he said. "But unfortunately, because of Judge Sauer," Goodwell explained, "Ernesto now has a very fine piece of jewelry."