REDMOND, WASH. - Microsoft announced today it will make it more difficult to accidentally send a raunchy email to all NFL General Managers and the NFL Commissioner, as Steelers' assistant coach Larry Zierlein recently did, by eliminating from Outlook, Microsoft's email application, the button marked "Send to all NFL GMs and NFL Commissioner." The button has been a standard feature of Microsoft Office programs.
Zierlein applauded the news. "I mistook the 'Send to all NFL GMs and NFL Commissioner' button for the regular 'Send' button," he explained. "It was 100% unintentional." NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said the move is long overdue. "Right now I get approximately 700,000 emails per day," he said. "Of those, only a dozen or so make any sense to me. And I'll bet you it's because of that damn button on Outlook."