SEINFELD 'SOUP NAZI' CHAIN TO OPEN DOWNTOWN

PITTSBURGH - The white supremacist group Aryan Nation has announced it is expanding its most successful franchise, "Soap Nazi," into Pittsburgh. Excited local residents are already lining up to have racial epithets hurled at them, along with the "killer soup" the chain is justly famous for.

According to Aryan Nation corporate spokesman Billy Ray Bufford, the coming months may see more from this active and growing franchiser of specialty eateries.

"While we don't have signed contracts in place yet, Allegheny County is an area we are very interested in. We are hopeful that Pittsburghers will soon be able to stop and grab a tasty bite to eat at three of our other, wildly successful chains: Burger Nazi, Sub Nazi and Pirogi Nazi.