AL QAIDA RELEASES VIDEO OF HOSTAGE WILEY COYOTE

In this image from Al-Qaida's recently released video, Ayman al-Zawahri, gestures as to the fate of American captive Wiley E. Coyote. Coyote's employer, The Acme Corporation, has reportedly sent a team to drop an anvil on al-Zawahri should negotiations to secure Coyote's release fail.