Libby Wins Pardon, Prizes

HOLLYWOOD -- In a surprise move, President Bush and I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby appeared on the game show 'Deal or No Deal' Monday night. Libby played well enough for Bush to commute his sentence from 2-1/2 years in prison to a brand new car and a briefcase full of cash.

Presidential Spokesperson Dana Perino explained: "The president felt that a game show was an appropriately dignified venue to correct what he sees as a miscarriage of justice."

Bush reportedly plans to announce upcoming extensions of military tours on 'Jeopardy' while Vice President Cheney will host Lobbyist Week on 'The Price Is Right'.