FRESHMAN STUDENTS IN PITT'S NEW "HOUSEKEEPING" MAJOR, TAKE A FIELD TRIP TO THE NEARBY HAMPTON INN.

University officials point with pride to the major, which is new this year, saying "We're preparing America's young people for the jobs of the future and giving them a leg up on all those illegal Mexicans who, up until now, have excelled at this sort of interdisciplinary skill."