STEELERS SWITCH MASCOTS, FANS ECSTATIC

In a surprise about-face, the Steelers today mothballed Steely McBeam and introduced his replacement, Busty McBeam. By all accounts, Steeler Nation is welcoming the change with open arms.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout." Said Glen Grusinski of Natrona. "A mascot we can all get down with . . . if you get my meaning!"