KING SOLOMON DIVIDES EMBATTLED SCAIFE'S YELLOW LAB 'BEAUREGARD' WITH SWORD

BITTER DIVORCE BETWEEN 'RITCHIE' AND RICHARD MELLON SCAIFE TURNS OUT TO BE 'TRAGIC TAIL' FOR DOG
PITTSBURGH -- "Bring me a sword!" yelled King Solomon, and they brought a sword before the king.

And the king said, "Divide the creature in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other."

Then the woman, Ritchie, said to the king, for her heart yearned for revenge, "O my lord, if you must cut him in half, I want the bigger half. He can have the ass."