PITTSBURGH MAYOR LUKE RAVENSTAHL JUMPS ON 'iJUSTINE' BANDWITH-WAGON, WILL NOW BECOME FIRST MAYOR 'LIFECASTER'

RAVENSTAHL SAYS HE IS CONFIDENT HE HAS THE BANALITY AND LACK OF WIT TO BROADCAST HIS LIFE, BUT IS NOT SURE WHAT HE'LL DO ABOUT BALDNESS THAT PROHIBITS HIM FROM MASTURBATING HIS HAIR ALL DAY LONG