FOX SPORTS NET ANNOUNCER TUNCH ILKIN SIDELINED WITH GROIN INJURY

INJURY OCCURS AFTER UTTERING EXCESSIVE PROGRESSIONS OF "OOOHS" DURING STEELER/BRONCO GAME SUNDAY NIGHT

Dr. D.W. Jerkel of UPMC South Side: "That last triple oooh during the final minute of the game was more than any human body, even that of a conditioned, ex-football player, could tolerate. My prognosis for a full recovery is good if Ilkin can pepper his play-by-play with more aaahs, which are much less stressful on the muscles."