"Upon my death, I direct my executor to delivery my body to any organization that will transport it around the world with the goal of displaying it without either clothing nor dignity. Further, my executor shall insure that such organization will pose my body so that it appears I am participating in various sporting activities. At all pertinent times, my genitalia must be clearly visible for complete strangers to gawk at. The display of my body in this salacious manner must be characterized as 'science' to feign respectability."
