NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS GEORGE WASHINGTON INAPPROPRIATELY COMMANDEERED BOAT AT MCKONKEY'S FERRY FROM HOMELAND SECURITY DEPARTMENT

DESCENDANTS OF JAMES MADISON, WHO CROSSED DELAWARE WITH WASHINGTON, FIND OLD JOURNAL IN WHICH FUTURE PRESIDENT MADISON WRITES OF 'HASTY PUDDING STAINS' CARELESSLY LEFT BY 'AN EGOTIST WHO HAD NO BUSINESS ON THAT BOAT IN THE FIRST PLACE'