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WASHINGTON -- China reacted with outrage to the Dalai Lama's meeting with President Bush on Tuesday. In a written statement, Chinese Foreign Minister Yang Jeichi said, "Dari Rama cause big problem, prease [sic] be kind to bump him off for us while visit."

During his meeting with the Dalai Lama at the White House, Bush recited the Buddhist proverb, "If a man lives a pure life nothing can destroy him; if a man pulls my finger, he will be rewarded."