SOCIALIST MAYORAL CANDIDATE RYAN SCOTT SUPPORTS THE RIGHTS OF ALL COUNTRIES TO DEVELOP NUCLEAR ENERGY

PROPOSES HOMES OF SQUIRREL HILL'S BOURGEOIS ELITE BE USED AS STORAGE FACILITIES FOR WORLD'S NUCLEAR WASTE. "IT'S ONLY FAIR," SAID THE MEAT-PACKING MARXIST. "BESIDES, MY CANDIDACY IS ONE OF BEING IN HARMONY WITH NATURE AND STUFF LIKE THAT."