SAN FRANCISCO - Federal investigators have traced the origin of San Francisco Bay's worst oil spill in nearly two decades to the same 10-year old boy who set off raging wildfires in southern California last month. "This is one bad kid," said lead investigator, private eye Joseph Mannix.
Mannix said he also has video of the boy "fiddling with the tiles" on the Space Shuttle Columbia, which subsequently crashed in 2003, as well as evidence that "he wrote thousands of sub-prime mortgages."
Reaction to the news has been mixed with FEMA administrator Paulison urging that the boy be "grounded" indefinitely, while Vice President Cheney thinks he should be waterboarded "for the hell of it."
