PITTSBURGH - Political insiders revealed that Mayor Ravenstahl's Chief of Staff Yarone Zober, who ran City Hall for a month while Bob O'Connor lay dying last year, came unglued during a mayoral debate Thursday night and challenged fourteen DeSantis staffers to "step outside" to fight. Much to Zober's surprise, the DeSantis team agreed.
"We were trying to listen to the debate when this crazy person, I later found out it was Zober, challenged the entire group of us to 'step outside,'" said Chad Hermann of the DeSantis team. "We thought it was a joke, but he kept it up, so to quiet him down, we went outside."
In the parking lot, Zober removed his shirt to reveal what one witness described as numerous "strange and wonderful" tattoos depicting all manner of erotic scenes. He flexed his muscles and began flailing away at the confused staffers. Sensing that Zober might pose a danger to innocent persons, Hermann, a former Olympic wrestler, punched him in the mouth and knocked him unconscious. The DeSantis staffers went back inside to watch the remainder of the debate.
Zober later claimed he won the fight. He will be released from Mercy Hospital on Wednesday, in time to clean out his office for the incoming DeSantis team.
