EMPLOYEE CONVINCES BOSS THAT STAPH INFECTIONS ORIGINATE IN STAFF MEETINGS

PITTSBURGH - Bradleys Roadhouse, controller for downtown law firm Murray & Haas, has found a way to eliminate "useless" staff meetings.

Roadhouse convinced his boss, old man Haas, that the deadly staph infection originates in staph meetings.

"I was shocked," said Haas. "So until they get this staph infection thing under control, there will be no more staff meetings."